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South Indian Actresses Hot Navel Pictures
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Hot Wallpaper Vidya Balan
Vidya was born in Palghat, Kerala, India. Her family consists of her
dad, P.R. Balan, who is the Vice-President of ETC Channel; mom - a
home-maker, and an elder sister, Priya, who is married to Kedar. She
also has an aunt by the name of Raji Raju.The Balan family re-located to live at Road No. 11, near Ambedkar Garden, Chembur, Bombay, when Vidya was very young. She studied in St. Anthony's Convent School, and thereafter in St. Xavier's College from where she obtained a degree in Sociology. She then went on to obtain a Masters degree in Sociology from Bombay University.
She also studied and performed in Prithvi Theaters' workshops. Due to tradition of most Tamil-Iyer families, Vidya and her Priya learned Carnatic dance form during their early childhood days, but Vidya opted out as the dance classes took place early on Sunday mornings and as she is not an early riser.......
Ekta Jaipuria and Ruchira Kandhar show their latest designs for their label, Ekru, in Mumbai
Designer duo Ekta Jaipuria and Ruchira Kandhari presented an elegant,
royal-inspired collection in Mumbai, Friday (22 AUG. 2014.)The show was for their Ekru label, as part of Lakme Fashion Week Winter/Festive 2014.
"We wanted to imbibe the cultural feel in our clothes and as you know the royal family of India would dress very elegantly with very beautiful drapes and textiles and embroidery like, you know, the forte of that time, so we wanted to retain that and get that feel into our collection," explained Kandhari.
The Indian fabric Ikat was extensively used in the collection, along with Chanderi, handloom cotton and silk.
Colors like fuchsia, red, yellow and lime were teamed up with darker tones of bottle green, wine and navy.....
Designers Shruti Sancheti and Pratima Pandey present their latest collections at Lakme Fashion Week
Designer Shruti Sancheti presented her collection, titled "Strands of
Silk," as part of Lakme Fashion Week Winter/Festive 2014 in Mumbai on
Thursday (21 AUG. 2014).The collection comprised mostly of bridal trousseau in silk.
Banarasi silk woven with zari, Pochampalli (an intricate Indian design,) as well as raw and cotton silk were part of Sancheti's collection.
Opulent hand embroidery like zardosi, cutwork and resham (silk work) were incorporated in the designs.
Colors like crimson, vermillion, cherry, wine, aubergine, burnt orange, saffron, fuchsia and indigo blue were used in the designer's collection.
Sancheti had voluminous sharara jumpsuits, pleated Anarkalis, palazzos, cropped jackets and blouses.
Followed by Sancheti, designer Pratima Pandey showcased her eco-friendly collection, "Midway Gardens.".....
Bollywood actress Priyanka Chopra launches the music for her upcoming film 'Mary Kom'
Bollywood actress Priyanka Chopra launched the music for her upcoming film, "Mary Kom," in Mumbai Wednesday (13 AUG. 2014). The movie is a biopic on the Olympic bronze medalist and five-time boxing world champion, starring Chopra in the lead role.
Present at the event was Kom herself, who - along with Chopra and producer of the film, Sanjay Leela Bhansali - officially launched the film's music.
Speaking at the event, Chopra said that she tried her best to do justice to the boxer's personality.
"This film we have completely made on her life, as per her own version, we have made the film for the people. The time I have spent with her, I tried to do as much justice as I can to her personality. If she does not like something in this film then its a big failure for me," explained the actress.....
Poonam Pandey's Biography & Hot Pic
Name: Poonam Pandey
Birthdate: 11th March, 1991
Zodiac: Pisces
Biography: Poonam Pandey, the Indian fashion model and actress was born on the 11th
of March in the year 1991 in the City of Dreams, Mumbai. Poonam has two
siblings, Shraddha and Nilesh. Nilesh is a software engineer by
profession and he is 2 years elder to Poonam.
Zarine Khan hot and sexy photos
Unseen Hottest Pictures of Gorgeous Zarine Khan
Most gorgeous hot girl Zarine Khan unseen hot pictures. Zarine Khan is an Indian actress and model who appears in Indian films, mainly in the Hindi film industry. She has also appeared in Tamil films. Khan has been noted for looks very similar to Katrina Kaif and Elli Avram.
Esha Gupta biography
Name: Esha Gupta
Birthday: 28th November, 1985
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Marital Status: Single
Awards: The Kingfisher girl has recently took her flight in the tinsel town and is yet to put the awards of Bollywood into her kitty.
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Biography - Reema Sen
Later on, Reemma moved from modelling to acting soon after. Her first film was a low budget film, Chitram, in Telugu, in which she acted opposite Uday Kiran. Later she appeared in the Tamil film, Minnale, which was very successful. She tried to enter Bollywood but her first Hindi film Hum Ho Gaye Aap Ke flopped, and she decided to continue working in Tamil cinema. Her latest movie Rendu was also a successful movie in the Tamil cinema. People found her facial expressions in the film Thimiru endearing and her horrific turn in Vallavan exposed her abilities in the histrionic department.Her role in Aayirathil Oruvan was highly praised by viewers and critics.
Alia Bhatt Biography, hot pic
Name – Alia Bhatt
Born- 15th March, 1993
Marital Status – Single
Awards – The
Bhatt family girl has not got hold of any awards till date. She acted
in the film Sangharsh (1999) starring Akshay Kumar and Priety Zinta as a
child artist. She is going to start her Bollywood career with Karan
Johar’s Student Of The Year and looks promising as the floor is set for
another aspiring starlet to come and rock it. Thus she is not in a
scurry situation to sign a lot of movies and is choosy about taking any
further projects.
Trivia – The
upcoming star belongs from the famous Bhatt family. Her legion shows
her importance in the film world. She is the fortunate daughter of
Mahesh Bhatt from his 2nd marriage to the actress and director Soni Razdan.
Priyanka Chopra Biography, hot, Sexy Photos
Name: Priyanka Chopra
Birthday: 18th July, 1982
Zodiac: Cancer
Marital status: Single
Awards: National Film
Award for Best Actress; Filmfare Best Female Debut Award, Filmfare Best
Villain Award, Filmfare Best Actress Award, Filmfare Critics Award
Kareena kapoor Biography & Hot Photos
Born in Mumbai, Maharashtra into the Kapoor film family of Punjabi
Khatri origin, Kapoor is the youngest daughter of actors Randhir Kapoor
and Babita (née Shivdasani). She is the granddaughter of actor and
filmmaker Raj Kapoor, great-granddaughter of actor Prithviraj Kapoor,
sister of actress Karisma Kapoor and niece of actor Rishi Kapoor.
According to Kapoor, the name "Kareena" was derived from the book Anna
Karenina, which her mother read while she was pregnant with her. She is
also often informally referred to as Bebo.
As children, the Kapoor sisters dreamed of becoming actresses. Kapoor was particularly inspired by actresses Nargis and Meena Kumari. However, despite her family background, her father disapproved of women acting because he believed it to be incompatible with their duty to the family. This led to conflict between her parents, and Kapoor's mother ultimately left her father. Kapoor was raised in Lokhandwala by her mother who worked several jobs to support her daughters until Karisma debuted as an actress in 1991.
As children, the Kapoor sisters dreamed of becoming actresses. Kapoor was particularly inspired by actresses Nargis and Meena Kumari. However, despite her family background, her father disapproved of women acting because he believed it to be incompatible with their duty to the family. This led to conflict between her parents, and Kapoor's mother ultimately left her father. Kapoor was raised in Lokhandwala by her mother who worked several jobs to support her daughters until Karisma debuted as an actress in 1991.
Katrina Kaif Biography, Photos, Videos, Movie Reviews, Wall papers,
Katrina Kaif, real name Katrina Turquotte
(born 16 July 1984), is a British-Indian actress and a former model who
appears in Bollywood films. She has also appeared in regional Indian
films.
Kaif made her acting debut in 2003 with Kaizad Gustad's Boom, which bombed at the box office. Later, Kaif made appearances in moderately successful films such as Sarkar (2005) and Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya (2005), which helped boost her image in the industry. In 2006, Kaif was largely appreciated for her role as Jia A. Yashvardhan from the film Humko Deewana Kar Gaye, but the film didn't do very well.
Kaif made her acting debut in 2003 with Kaizad Gustad's Boom, which bombed at the box office. Later, Kaif made appearances in moderately successful films such as Sarkar (2005) and Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya (2005), which helped boost her image in the industry. In 2006, Kaif was largely appreciated for her role as Jia A. Yashvardhan from the film Humko Deewana Kar Gaye, but the film didn't do very well.
English Funny Jokes
Two bful gals and 1 very hensome boy traveled in a public bus. Gals
tried to get his attenson bt he ignored 'em. At once boy's phone rang.
He ignored it and did't attend. One gal cudn't resist and interupted.
"Your phone is ringing" she said. "Umm.. yes it is. It must be her.. my
wife.. who else", the boy said softly.
Characters count: 319
**Degree of Girls**
BA- Beautiful Angel
BSc- Beautiful Structure
BL- Beautiful Lips
BCom- Beautiful Completely
MBA- Married But Available
(Characters count: 138)
There r many brave people who alwayas want 2 be adventurous.
Few choose the armed forces & fight for the nation,others get married & fight for their survival..
(Characters count: 157)
My wife treats me like GOD.! She makes NO notice of my existence until she wants some thing.
(Characters count: 92)
Best relationship needs no promises no demands n no expectation,it just need 2 people 1fool like u n 1cool like me. :)
(Characters count: 118)
The height of bad luck... A girl and boy met last time for breakup Unfortunatly girl's father caught them.. Now they are married couple!
(Characters count: 136)
Once a boy said to girl: Come in my heart and stay here forever.
Girl: Should i remove my sleepers??
Boy: No honey, its not a temple, come without removing.
(Characters count: 157)
Is it true that the word STUDYING
was derived from STUdents DYING?
(Characters count: 138)
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
(Characters count: 92)
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
(Characters count: 121)
A husband gave the key of his new car to wife
with a warning
"Darling,
If u met with accident, newspapers will print your age!" :-P ;-)
Characters count: 319
**Degree of Girls**
BA- Beautiful Angel
BSc- Beautiful Structure
BL- Beautiful Lips
BCom- Beautiful Completely
MBA- Married But Available
(Characters count: 138)
There r many brave people who alwayas want 2 be adventurous.
Few choose the armed forces & fight for the nation,others get married & fight for their survival..
(Characters count: 157)
My wife treats me like GOD.! She makes NO notice of my existence until she wants some thing.
(Characters count: 92)
Best relationship needs no promises no demands n no expectation,it just need 2 people 1fool like u n 1cool like me. :)
(Characters count: 118)
The height of bad luck... A girl and boy met last time for breakup Unfortunatly girl's father caught them.. Now they are married couple!
(Characters count: 136)
Once a boy said to girl: Come in my heart and stay here forever.
Girl: Should i remove my sleepers??
Boy: No honey, its not a temple, come without removing.
(Characters count: 157)
Is it true that the word STUDYING
was derived from STUdents DYING?
(Characters count: 138)
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
(Characters count: 92)
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
(Characters count: 121)
A husband gave the key of his new car to wife
with a warning
"Darling,
If u met with accident, newspapers will print your age!" :-P ;-)
Hindi Funny Shayari
Jitne channel Tv ke,
Utne nakhre Biwi ke,
Tv chalta hai remote se,
Biwi chalta hai Note se.
(Characters count: 91)
Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hain
Yaad aap bhi humko karte hain
Farq sirf itna hai ki..
Hum yaad aane par sms karte hain
Aap SMS aane par yaad karte hain.
(Characters count: 150)
Aansu tere nikle aur ankhe meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti apni itni gehri ho jaye,
Log tujhe peetein jab galti meri ho!
(Characters count: 151)
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…
(Characters count: 161)
Chappal chhoti ho to PaaOn main nahi aati
Biwi Moti ho to Bahon Main Nahi Aati
(Characters count:79)
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
(Characters count:95 )
Na tu Sayar hai na tu sayar ka bhatija hai...
Na tu Sayar hai na tu sayar ka bhatija hai...
Tu tere maa baap ke manoranjan ka natija hai.
(Characters count:138 )
Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de.
Utne nakhre Biwi ke,
Tv chalta hai remote se,
Biwi chalta hai Note se.
(Characters count: 91)
Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hain
Yaad aap bhi humko karte hain
Farq sirf itna hai ki..
Hum yaad aane par sms karte hain
Aap SMS aane par yaad karte hain.
(Characters count: 150)
Aansu tere nikle aur ankhe meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti apni itni gehri ho jaye,
Log tujhe peetein jab galti meri ho!
(Characters count: 151)
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…
(Characters count: 161)
Chappal chhoti ho to PaaOn main nahi aati
Biwi Moti ho to Bahon Main Nahi Aati
(Characters count:79)
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
(Characters count:95 )
Na tu Sayar hai na tu sayar ka bhatija hai...
Na tu Sayar hai na tu sayar ka bhatija hai...
Tu tere maa baap ke manoranjan ka natija hai.
(Characters count:138 )
Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de.
Naughty Kids Jokes
Ek kid ka ek paper me zero (O) aya.
(Angry) Father: What is this?
Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye to MOON de diya.
Read more at TECK.IN: http://teck.in/news/funny-jokes-in-hindi-t1200.html#ixzz22xviZN6G
A kid was beaten up by his mom..Dad came n askd "what happnd son?"
Kid said "I can't adjust with ur wife anymore, I want my own!"
Kid: Papa, papa.. maine pados wale uncle to kal unki naukrani ke saath unke bedroom mein dekha..
Papa: Achha? Kab? Tum waha kya kar rahe the.. Doosro ke gharo mein tak-jhak nahi karte..
Kid: April fool, April fool.. Uncle ke saath naukrani nahi, mummy thee!
Ek kutta Bunty ka haath chaatne laga. Bunty dar gaya aur rone laga. Bunty ki mummy dodi-2 aayi aur kutte ko bhaga kar bunty ke boli, "Kutte ne kata to nahi?". Bunty bola, "Nahi mummy, abhi to chakkh raha tha".
Sunny ke match khel kar ghar aate hi dad ne poocha. Kaho kaisa raha match?
Sunny: Aap vishwas nahi karoge. Winning run ke liye main jimmedaar raha.
Dad (exited): Kaise! Kaise!
Sunny: maine catch tapka di!
Do ladke talab pe macchli pakad rahe the. Tabhi Chowkidar aaya. Ek ladka bhaga. Kaafi der bhagne ke baad chowkidar ne ladke ko pakad liya.
Chowkidar: "Bina licence fishing ke liye jurmana bharna padega".
Ladka: "Ye raha licence" (licence dikhate hue).
Chowkidar (valid licence dekhte hue): "Shaitan kahi ka, fir bhagaya kyo??".
Ladka (talab ki taraf ishara karte hue): "Par uske pass nahi tha na".
A son reaches home from school and starts crying.
Mom: what happened son?
Son: "I fell in the playground in recess", said the boy while showing his scratched arm.
Mom: But why cry now?
Son: I didn't get time that time.
Ladka apni maa se: Maa aap to kahti thi ki pados wali aanti bahut buri aur dayan hai.
Maa: Haan to fir? Kya hua?
Ladka: To fir papa usse choom kyo rahe thhe??
Ladka school se ghar pahuncha are chillane laga.
Maa: Kya hua beta?
Ladka: Main half time mein ground mein gir gaya tha. ye dekho (Choti Khronch dikhate hue)
Maa: To ab kyo ro rahe ho?
Ladka: Tab time nahi mila na.
Kid: Aunty, aapke pet me kya hai?
Pregnant Aunty: Ek pyara sa, nanha sa baccha.
Kid: Aunty, agar vo itna hi pyara sa hai to aap ne usko kha kiyun liya?
Coming home from a match, Sunny was welcomed by his father.
"How was the match son?" he asked.
"Will you believe it!" Sunny said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"
"Really? How did you do that?"
"I dropped the ball."
(Angry) Father: What is this?
Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye to MOON de diya.
Read more at TECK.IN: http://teck.in/news/funny-jokes-in-hindi-t1200.html#ixzz22xviZN6G
A kid was beaten up by his mom..Dad came n askd "what happnd son?"
Kid said "I can't adjust with ur wife anymore, I want my own!"
Kid: Papa, papa.. maine pados wale uncle to kal unki naukrani ke saath unke bedroom mein dekha..
Papa: Achha? Kab? Tum waha kya kar rahe the.. Doosro ke gharo mein tak-jhak nahi karte..
Kid: April fool, April fool.. Uncle ke saath naukrani nahi, mummy thee!
Ek kutta Bunty ka haath chaatne laga. Bunty dar gaya aur rone laga. Bunty ki mummy dodi-2 aayi aur kutte ko bhaga kar bunty ke boli, "Kutte ne kata to nahi?". Bunty bola, "Nahi mummy, abhi to chakkh raha tha".
Sunny ke match khel kar ghar aate hi dad ne poocha. Kaho kaisa raha match?
Sunny: Aap vishwas nahi karoge. Winning run ke liye main jimmedaar raha.
Dad (exited): Kaise! Kaise!
Sunny: maine catch tapka di!
Do ladke talab pe macchli pakad rahe the. Tabhi Chowkidar aaya. Ek ladka bhaga. Kaafi der bhagne ke baad chowkidar ne ladke ko pakad liya.
Chowkidar: "Bina licence fishing ke liye jurmana bharna padega".
Ladka: "Ye raha licence" (licence dikhate hue).
Chowkidar (valid licence dekhte hue): "Shaitan kahi ka, fir bhagaya kyo??".
Ladka (talab ki taraf ishara karte hue): "Par uske pass nahi tha na".
A son reaches home from school and starts crying.
Mom: what happened son?
Son: "I fell in the playground in recess", said the boy while showing his scratched arm.
Mom: But why cry now?
Son: I didn't get time that time.
Ladka apni maa se: Maa aap to kahti thi ki pados wali aanti bahut buri aur dayan hai.
Maa: Haan to fir? Kya hua?
Ladka: To fir papa usse choom kyo rahe thhe??
Ladka school se ghar pahuncha are chillane laga.
Maa: Kya hua beta?
Ladka: Main half time mein ground mein gir gaya tha. ye dekho (Choti Khronch dikhate hue)
Maa: To ab kyo ro rahe ho?
Ladka: Tab time nahi mila na.
Kid: Aunty, aapke pet me kya hai?
Pregnant Aunty: Ek pyara sa, nanha sa baccha.
Kid: Aunty, agar vo itna hi pyara sa hai to aap ne usko kha kiyun liya?
Coming home from a match, Sunny was welcomed by his father.
"How was the match son?" he asked.
"Will you believe it!" Sunny said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"
"Really? How did you do that?"
"I dropped the ball."
Hindi Sher-O-Shayari
Nadiyo se sahil rooth sakte hain
aasman se tare toot sakte hain
is baat ki umeed mat karna
ki hamari yaado se aap chhoot sakte hain
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Ada Yun Karte Hain
Tere Naam Pe Jaan Bhi Fida Karte Hain
Tujhko Phool Bhi Zakhm Na Dene Paaye
Kehte hai dil ki baat har kisi ko kahi nahi jati.
Apno ko bhi batayi nahi jati.
Par DOST to ayina hote hai
Aur ayine se koi baat chuppai nahi jati…
Zindgi mein kuch na pa sake to kya gam hai
tere jaisa dost paya yeh kya kam hai
ek choti si jagah pai hai jo apke dil mein
vo kya kisi “Taj Mahal” se kam hai…
Zindagi mein baar baar ye mukaam aaye
Tum hamare – hum tumhare kaam aaye
Bas itni he dua khuda se ki agle janm me
tumhare dosto me hamaara naam aaye…
Dua Hai Ki Kamyabi Ke Har Sikhar Pe Aap Ka Naam Hoga,
Aapke Har Kadam Par Duniya Ka Salam Hoga,
Himmat Se Mushkilon Ka Samana Karna Hamari Dua Hai,
Ki Waqt Bhi Ek Din Aapka Gulam Hoga.
Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle...
..bakri kha gayi
aasman se tare toot sakte hain
is baat ki umeed mat karna
ki hamari yaado se aap chhoot sakte hain
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Ada Yun Karte Hain
Tere Naam Pe Jaan Bhi Fida Karte Hain
Tujhko Phool Bhi Zakhm Na Dene Paaye
Kehte hai dil ki baat har kisi ko kahi nahi jati.
Apno ko bhi batayi nahi jati.
Par DOST to ayina hote hai
Aur ayine se koi baat chuppai nahi jati…
Zindgi mein kuch na pa sake to kya gam hai
tere jaisa dost paya yeh kya kam hai
ek choti si jagah pai hai jo apke dil mein
vo kya kisi “Taj Mahal” se kam hai…
Zindagi mein baar baar ye mukaam aaye
Tum hamare – hum tumhare kaam aaye
Bas itni he dua khuda se ki agle janm me
tumhare dosto me hamaara naam aaye…
Dua Hai Ki Kamyabi Ke Har Sikhar Pe Aap Ka Naam Hoga,
Aapke Har Kadam Par Duniya Ka Salam Hoga,
Himmat Se Mushkilon Ka Samana Karna Hamari Dua Hai,
Ki Waqt Bhi Ek Din Aapka Gulam Hoga.
Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle...
..bakri kha gayi
Indian Desi Jokes
Sardar: Hamne Mobile Marrige Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye.
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.
Ek aadmi ka beta bizli ke bulb par apne papa ka naam likh raha tha.
Aadmi: Beta, ye kya kar rahe ho?
Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
You r genius, your mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left side nothing is right
And in right side nothing is left.
Ek Baar Pappu Bahut Jorr-Jorr Se Ro Raha Tha.
Maa: “Alle Mera Beta Kyu Ro Raha Hai?”
Pa:“Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di”
Maa:“Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga”
Pa:“Baazu Wali Aunty Ko Kounse Tables Aate Hain?“
(Characters count: 208)
Harbhajan Apni Girl Friend Se Puchata Hai.
Harbhajan: “Kya Mein Tumhara Pehla Pyaar Hoon?”
Girl Friend: “Kar Di Na Sardaro Wali Baat,
Spinnero Ko Bhi Kabhi Opening Milti Hai Kya?“
(Characters count: 180)
Santa: Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize miliya…
Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c aanda..??
Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c :) :) :)
(Characters count: 143)
MODERN BEIZZATI…
Boy: I luv u
Girl: Apni shakal dekhi hai kya?
Boy: Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya warna Katrina Kaif ke paas na jata!!!
(Characters count: 140)
Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,
Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha,
Sardar: O bakwas na kar Oye shampo pe
likheya tha “Dandruf Free”
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye.
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.
Ek aadmi ka beta bizli ke bulb par apne papa ka naam likh raha tha.
Aadmi: Beta, ye kya kar rahe ho?
Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
You r genius, your mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left side nothing is right
And in right side nothing is left.
Ek Baar Pappu Bahut Jorr-Jorr Se Ro Raha Tha.
Maa: “Alle Mera Beta Kyu Ro Raha Hai?”
Pa:“Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di”
Maa:“Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga”
Pa:“Baazu Wali Aunty Ko Kounse Tables Aate Hain?“
(Characters count: 208)
Harbhajan Apni Girl Friend Se Puchata Hai.
Harbhajan: “Kya Mein Tumhara Pehla Pyaar Hoon?”
Girl Friend: “Kar Di Na Sardaro Wali Baat,
Spinnero Ko Bhi Kabhi Opening Milti Hai Kya?“
(Characters count: 180)
Santa: Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize miliya…
Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c aanda..??
Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c :) :) :)
(Characters count: 143)
MODERN BEIZZATI…
Boy: I luv u
Girl: Apni shakal dekhi hai kya?
Boy: Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya warna Katrina Kaif ke paas na jata!!!
(Characters count: 140)
Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,
Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha,
Sardar: O bakwas na kar Oye shampo pe
likheya tha “Dandruf Free”
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